this post was submitted on 18 May 2025
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[–] robocall@lemmy.world 67 points 1 month ago (6 children)

Do you go straight to anal with ghosts?

[–] FooBarrington@lemmy.world 34 points 1 month ago
[–] klemptor@startrek.website 21 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Maybe you're in a long-term committed relationship with the ghost?

Or if the ghost comes from a candle

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

Boy ghosts come from candles, girl ghosts come from Keiko OBrien didn't you watch the sex Ed holofilmstrip in school?

[–] SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.org 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] robocall@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago

The vagina and mouth are for the living!

[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I mean, would you prefer phantom at the dick hole opera?

[–] GoodLuckToFriends 4 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Are you saying your dick hole is as squeaky as the old fashioned bird whistles? Image

[–] emeralddawn45@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 1 month ago

Holy shit that was obnoxious to scroll past

[–] joel_feila@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

No first the oral sex, anal is for hour 2

[–] herrvogel@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Why not? Ectoplasm is a great natural lubricant.

[–] Dhar@lemmy.ca 14 points 1 month ago

It's a super natural lubricant