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[–] JohnnyCanuck@lemmy.ca 88 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Based on context, that's a deleted scene from episode 14 of season 7 of ST:TNG...

[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 45 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (2 children)

I'm using my imagination to try to figure out what the ghost is doing ..... also .... is the ghost right side up? ... or upside down?

... also it just looks like Green Goblin on his tiptoes motorboating Dr. Crusher

[–] JohnnyCanuck@lemmy.ca 28 points 2 months ago (1 children)

It's... about to get all up inside her...

[–] crawancon@lemm.ee 36 points 2 months ago (1 children)

he's about to...crush'er!

YYYEAHHH

[–] surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 23 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] tetris11@lemmy.ml 8 points 2 months ago

Yeah shut up Wesley, and pass me the binoculars

[–] Flocklesscrow@lemm.ee 11 points 2 months ago

"I'm something of a motorboat myself."

[–] robocall@lemmy.world 67 points 2 months ago (6 children)

Do you go straight to anal with ghosts?

[–] FooBarrington@lemmy.world 34 points 2 months ago

Do you not?

[–] klemptor@startrek.website 21 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Maybe you're in a long-term committed relationship with the ghost?

Or if the ghost comes from a candle

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[–] SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.org 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)

That's what mommy taught me.

[–] robocall@lemmy.world 10 points 2 months ago

The vagina and mouth are for the living!

[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I mean, would you prefer phantom at the dick hole opera?

[–] GoodLuckToFriends 4 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

Are you saying your dick hole is as squeaky as the old fashioned bird whistles? Image

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[–] joel_feila@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago

No first the oral sex, anal is for hour 2

[–] herrvogel@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Why not? Ectoplasm is a great natural lubricant.

[–] Dhar@lemmy.ca 14 points 2 months ago

It's a super natural lubricant

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 36 points 2 months ago (3 children)

"The dog farted! I just happened to be looking at his asshole when he did it. I thought maybe he was just doing some kind of deep breathing exercise."

[–] CptInsane0@lemmy.world 9 points 2 months ago (2 children)
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[–] toynbee@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

For the second time today, I shall say that George Carlin was ahead of his time.

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[–] Tattorack@lemmy.world 25 points 2 months ago (1 children)

That's... Um... Well, see... A lot of Hentai does this...

[–] Zwiebel@feddit.org 12 points 2 months ago (2 children)
[–] Tattorack@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I... Didn't need to know what it was specifically called. But thank you. This will now occupy a portion of my brain...

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[–] Guidy@lemmy.world 25 points 2 months ago (3 children)

There was a scene in some horror movie like that but it was ghost fingers on boob(s) because otherwise it would have been x rated.

I don’t remember the name of the movie, just that it was supposedly a fictionalized account of a true story and it ended with text that said basically that the attacks, while less common, continue to happen to this day. The topic of the movie was that this woman would get raped by a ghost.

This had to be an 80s or at most early 90s movie. Probably 80s, as I wasn’t an adult at the time.

I don’t particularly want to remember the name of it.

[–] MummifiedClient5000@feddit.dk 41 points 2 months ago (5 children)
[–] Boxscape@lemmy.sdf.org 47 points 2 months ago

I don’t particularly want to remember the name of it.

The Entity, you're welcome.

[–] tetris11@lemmy.ml 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Jesus, for an 80's movie that's actually quite terrifying

[–] tacosanonymous@lemm.ee 9 points 2 months ago

Cinemax was fucking wild.

[–] stinky@redlemmy.com 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

why would you do that to us

[–] MummifiedClient5000@feddit.dk 4 points 2 months ago (2 children)

I HAD TO WATCH IT WITH MY PARENTS!

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[–] Vince@lemmy.world 12 points 2 months ago

Also happened in hallow man

[–] okwhateverdude@lemmy.world 9 points 2 months ago

What a rollercoaster of a comment

[–] Sheldan@lemmy.world 23 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I remember a similar scene from scary movie 2

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 13 points 2 months ago

Ectoplasm everywhere

[–] match@pawb.social 18 points 2 months ago

you gotta do anal because ghost cum goes straight through condoms

[–] LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 17 points 2 months ago

The stories hotel maids could tell...

[–] Donjuanme@lemmy.world 12 points 2 months ago

Sub Rosa approved

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 12 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Idk about you, but I would knock first.

[–] A_Union_of_Kobolds@lemmy.world 13 points 2 months ago

Someone's already at the back door

[–] Flocklesscrow@lemm.ee 7 points 2 months ago

That's how the ghost knows you're about to cum

[–] Bezier@suppo.fi 11 points 2 months ago

Thanks, Dr. Crusher

[–] Ceedoestrees@lemmy.world 10 points 2 months ago

That's just me doing naked fart yoga because my tummy hurts.

[–] CherryBullets@lemmy.ca 9 points 2 months ago

So, Scary Movie?

[–] h3mlocke@lemm.ee 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)

No, I will not imagine that!

[–] Texas_Hangover@sh.itjust.works 10 points 2 months ago (2 children)
[–] MarcomachtKuchen@feddit.org 7 points 2 months ago

Thank you for your service

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[–] Wilco@lemm.ee 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Why the hell did it have to be anal? That is leaving a horrible taste in my brain just picturing it.

[–] ramble81@lemm.ee 12 points 2 months ago

You remember the taste of eating ass? Got it.

[–] Zwiebel@feddit.org 4 points 2 months ago
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