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[–] Geetnerd@lemmy.world 12 points 4 days ago (3 children)

Cop - "Uh... what's going on..."

Woman - "Nothin'..."

[–] DrSleepless@lemmy.world 6 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Cop - “What are you hiding?”

Woman - “I don’t have any skeletons in my closet”

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 5 points 4 days ago

"Chief, you gotta check this out. There's a dead man in the closet."

"Is it a skeleton, Lou?"

"Uh... No."

"Damn. She's telling the truth."

[–] Death_Equity@lemmy.world 5 points 4 days ago

Sorry for my appearance, HEAVY flow. I'm sure you understand.