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Can't trust anyone today....

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[–] altasshet@lemmy.ca 22 points 1 year ago (4 children)
[–] dingus@lemmy.ml 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)

What, just because he's the son of God you think his human form is somehow special and immune to male pattern baldness?

[–] altasshet@lemmy.ca 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Not gonna lie, this is a bit of a let down for me.

[–] dingus@lemmy.ml 15 points 1 year ago (1 children)

A God who puts tumors into people for fun wasn't the let down?

[–] altasshet@lemmy.ca 7 points 1 year ago (2 children)

That's just normal God stuff. Doing his own son dirty like that seems special, though.

[–] chemical_cutthroat@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Don't blame god. It's from Mary's father's side.

[–] frokie@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

But god could’ve picked someone else or prevented Mary from receiving those genes

You are putting a lot of faith in the problem solving ability of the same guy that put his brand new creation in a garden with his biggest fuck up and a yummy fruit tree and said, "I made you dumb, but I hope you understand that this tree of knowledge is off limits to your dumb ass. And don't listened to Mr. Hissy."

[–] samus12345@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

I mean, he already let him get crucified.

[–] Kandorr@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I thought it was Jake the snake

[–] yumpsuit@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

‘I banish thee, Lucifer!’

[snake leaves the wound and slithers back into the wedding present for Macho Man]

[–] Scooter411@lemmy.ml 7 points 1 year ago

In this episode Jesus will be played by Michael Keaton.

[–] ApeNo1@lemm.ee 4 points 1 year ago

Likely inherited from his mum’s side of the family. Looking at you Mary!