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[–] red_bull_of_juarez@lemmy.dbzer0.com 183 points 5 days ago (3 children)

These glimpses into the world of the stupid and mentally ill are as fascinating as they are disturbing.

[–] Cheradenine@sh.itjust.works 103 points 5 days ago (3 children)

Bro, did you not hear? One of the nurses was a QT3.14, he didn't get her digits, and she probably thinks he's highly regarded, but he saw her. Surely that counts for something

[–] aeshna_cyanea@lemm.ee 17 points 5 days ago

he's just like me fr

[–] Etterra@discuss.online 8 points 4 days ago

She's in Canada, you wouldn't know her.

[–] DontTreadOnBigfoot@lemmy.world 9 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (1 children)

she thinks he's highly re~~g~~tarded

[–] GreatRam@lemmy.world 36 points 5 days ago (1 children)
[–] smee@poeng.link 7 points 4 days ago
[–] oce@jlai.lu 41 points 5 days ago (1 children)

The writing is too coherent, it's 4chan stupid role play.

Which is still a sign of some mental illness, I'm sure.

[–] MDCCCLV@lemmy.ca 20 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Wouldn't you feel like a fool if'n this guy figured out the secret and was out there taking 50 cal rounds to the face.

[–] LordWiggle@lemmy.world 9 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I think he doesn't need a 50cal round to the face as his brain is already damaged enough.

[–] echodot@feddit.uk 6 points 4 days ago (1 children)

If you take a 50 cal round to the face and walk away from it with only brain damage, you should enter the lottery

Phineas Gage would disagree