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Anon takes up microdosing (slrpnk.net)

submitted 5 days ago by Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] hypnicjerk@lemmy.world 93 points 5 days ago (1 children)

"The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood. Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact."

getting outraged over this nonsense says so much more about you than it does about OOP having a giggle.

[–] drspawndisaster@sh.itjust.works 8 points 4 days ago

I think the top picture is a banana with brown spots on it. And the bottom picture has the most obscene lighting I've ever seen.