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[–] Fleur_@aussie.zone 123 points 2 days ago (5 children)

To every guy feeling a little self conscious about size, try putting something the same size as your penis inside you. It'll feel a lot bigger after that.

[–] Trainguyrom@reddthat.com 1 points 23 hours ago

instructions unclear, learned I enjoy a larger member than my wife does

[–] Landless2029@lemmy.world 10 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Less painful. Take a piece of paper and cut it your your length and girth (roll it into a tube and tape it). Then hold it up to your face.

Looks way bigger up close.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 58 points 2 days ago (2 children)

I prefer to put something larger in me (last time was a sandwich)

[–] MTK@lemmy.world 24 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Yeah but for sex to be pleasurable for both parties chomping the thing going inside of you to pieces is considered a dick move

[–] Canonical_Warlock@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Unless they're into that and there is explicit prior consent. If that's the case then chomp away, who are we to judge. That's between you, your lover, and your future reconstructive surgeon.

[–] HelixDab2@lemm.ee 1 points 1 day ago

Well, Armin Meiwes went to prison for that, so...

i eat more like a duck than that

[–] Schal330@lemmy.world 14 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Baguette sandwich 🥖, normal sandwich 🥪?

the sandwich shop i'm currently enamored with makes this really good foccacia

[–] OhVenus_Baby@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 day ago

😂 I am dead. It's time to get off lemmy for the night.

[–] Allero 12 points 2 days ago

While it may sound weird, it's actually super true.

You'll be amazed at how long it actually is once you try to slip it out.