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[–] pastermil@sh.itjust.works 53 points 3 days ago (2 children)

What the fuck is even that?

[–] Occhioverde@feddit.it 39 points 3 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (3 children)

You don't want to know.

If you really want to know

Microsoft Dynamics 365 is an integrated suite of enterprise resource planning (ERP) and customer relationship management (CRM) applications offered by Microsoft. -Wikipedia

[–] sparky@lemmy.federate.cc 10 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

The entire summary on Wikipedia is sales guy bullshit. It’s barely comprehensible.

allowing businesses to streamline their operations, improve customer engagement, and make data-driven decisions. The platform is highly customizable, enabling organizations to tailor it to their specific needs and industry requirements. Dynamics 365 is designed to help businesses unify their processes, gain insights into their operations, and foster better relationships with customers.

Bruh you dropped this: ^synergize^

[–] smee@poeng.link 2 points 2 days ago

I understand what they're saying but I still don't know what it means.

[–] jqubed@lemmy.world 14 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Sadly not even the worst I’ve ever used as an end-user

[–] ArmoredThirteen@lemmy.zip 6 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Workday?

[–] HurlingDurling@lemm.ee 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Qlikview

[–] jawa22@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 2 days ago

Try Epicor. Now that is a steaming pile.

[–] sevon@lemmy.kde.social 6 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I don't know what app you're using, but that spoiler tag isn't part of the spec.

[–] Occhioverde@feddit.it 2 points 2 days ago

Right, thank you for pointing it out!

I was using Eternity, but it seems to be no longer maintained, so I'm currently trying out some other alternatives.

Anyway, the comment should now be fixed.

[–] Hotzilla@sopuli.xyz 5 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

D365 ain't really even that bad. It is just model driven power platform app. It is actually quite expandable, you can code it with plain javascript or more complex components on React. Backend is OData which is quite flexible.

Old Dynamics AX and onprem CRM were shit shows.