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What a humble brag.
Yeah, how dare people with big dicks share their experiences! They can’t possibly have any issues worth complaining about. Thus, every time they reference themselves, they are inherently “bragging.”
What childish nonsense.
And that's the problem with being well endowed. It comes with its own problems and you can't openly talk about it because someone always goes "Boo hoo you got a big dick, shut up"
It goes the same for women with big chests. I have to order my bras online and they’re expensive as shit, but according to some people out there, I’m not allowed to complain.
Yeah "well endowed" goes for both sides.
There's also back issues for breasts. Some women get reductions for it.
You read these two comments and are still sticking with 'the bigger, the better'?
Sure, not having a vagina negates the 5 inch depth limit.
How else am I going to attract girls who negate the depth limit?