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Life at 40 (lemmy.world)

submitted 3 days ago by The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world to c/funny@sh.itjust.works

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[–] FeelzGoodMan420@eviltoast.org -3 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Sorry, I refuse to believe that you do not have a single facial wrinkle that wasn't there in your 20s or early 30s. I just don't believe it. It's impossible. Perhaps people are misunderstanding me and thinking I mean a shit ton of wrinkles that make you look like you're 80? Because no, that's not what I'm saying.

[–] flicker@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Not even crow's feet.

I do a facial once a week. I do microdermabrasion once a week. I can't stress enough that I hate the sun. I'm sorry if that isn't your experience, but it happens. I'd share a picture of my face, but I'm trying not to completely dox myself.

Eta: And lots of water. Gotta drink lots of water.