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Anon misses the classic design (sh.itjust.works)
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[–] grrgyle@slrpnk.net 34 points 1 week ago (2 children)

What about one of those long spoony "scoop" type things that people use to throw balls at the dog park?

[–] Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works 19 points 1 week ago (2 children)

You mean like a Jailai stick?

[–] trungulox@lemm.ee 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)

You mean like an Atlatl?

[–] MutilationWave@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 1 week ago

Atlatl grenade training when? I'll join the army I fucking swear just let me play atlatl grenades.

[–] barneypiccolo@lemm.ee 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

It's called a Cesta.

[–] mojofrododojo@lemmy.world 1 points 6 days ago

Yep. Or xistera if you wanna be fancy :D