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'I never thought leopards would eat MY face,' sobs woman who voted for the Leopards Eating People's Faces Party.

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[–] conditional_soup@lemm.ee 15 points 5 days ago

Imagine being married to real life dollar store Putin and top Lex Luthor cosplayer Steven Miller and then trading that for a dude that can't wear hats and is constantly torped out on Ketamine.