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submitted 3 days ago by fossilesque@mander.xyz to c/usa@lemmy.ml

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[–] hansolo 82 points 3 days ago (2 children)

OoooooooooK. So, who wants to start a betting pool on which day this week we get martial law? Price is Right rules?

Imma say Tuesday.

[–] fossilesque@mander.xyz 66 points 3 days ago (2 children)

This is basically a declaration of it.

[–] hansolo 40 points 3 days ago (2 children)

OK, so I'll put you down for Monday?

[–] fossilesque@mander.xyz 13 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Do you happen to be open on Sundays?

[–] hansolo 6 points 3 days ago

Like, today?

It's a bold strategy Cotton, let's see if it pays off.

[–] Reverendender@sh.itjust.works 11 points 3 days ago

I’ll take Wednesday for the over

[–] Madison420@lemmy.world 6 points 3 days ago

I expect that declaration to be on his birthday parade when he gives his night of the long knives speech.

[–] dunidane@lemmy.sdf.org 14 points 3 days ago

He 100% wants it before his birthday