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Leopards Ate My Face

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We TOTALLY didn't see this coming, lol!

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[–] Monument@lemmy.sdf.org 22 points 10 hours ago (4 children)

Scott Bessent.

I figured Elon got beat up. All the bruises were on the right side of his face, so I figured he got hit by someone left-handed.
The only left-handed person in the Trump admin is Pam Bondi.

Kind of disappointing, honestly. It would have been very funny.

[–] NotMyOldRedditName@lemmy.world 3 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

Elon says his son punched him after he told him to punch him.

[–] Monument@lemmy.sdf.org 7 points 7 hours ago* (last edited 7 hours ago) (1 children)

Elon says a lot of things.

I don’t believe him.

[–] NotMyOldRedditName@lemmy.world 3 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

That's a pretty bad story of itself to make up.

[–] Monument@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 7 hours ago

The man is on a lot of drugs. Did you see the best of that made the rounds a few days ago regarding ketamine psychosis?
Honestly, if that’s starting to happen, I wouldn’t say he has my sympathy, but… oof.

[–] zaphodb2002@sh.itjust.works 7 points 10 hours ago* (last edited 10 hours ago) (1 children)
[–] jerkface@lemmy.ca 6 points 9 hours ago

Not to condone violence, but it would have been symbolically appropriate.

[–] kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world 4 points 9 hours ago* (last edited 9 hours ago)

Maybe Bassett suckered punched him.

[–] FlashMobOfOne@lemmy.world 4 points 10 hours ago* (last edited 10 hours ago)

I want to see the cell phone video so badly. It's wild that he got beat up by the token gay guy too.