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[–] supernicepojo@lemmy.world 113 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

I cast Body Dysmorphia as a cantrip! Roll to save!

[–] Zagorath@aussie.zone 37 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

That's definitely at least a 2nd rank spell.

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 17 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] Honytawk@feddit.nl 8 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

No, that is the kink shame level 1 spell

[–] idiomaddict@lemmy.world 13 points 2 weeks ago

Vicious mockery is deffo a cantrip…

[–] Landless2029@lemmy.world 21 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)
[–] manny_stillwagon@mander.xyz 32 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (3 children)

You're a short motherfucker and nobody likes you!

flute noises BITCH!

Everybody says, "Look how fucking short that guys is."

And that stops you from forming meaningful relationships.

When you were born everybody thought that you were just a head

But then the doctor said, "WAIT!

This stupid, motherfucking, tiny, short-ass baby Got a tiny, little, itty-bitty body

And I hate it!"

[–] lagoon8622@sh.itjust.works 13 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] ninjabard@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago

LOOT THAT BODY

[–] Landless2029@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

Oddly appropriate lyrics in this context omfg