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They can dEfEnD oUr NaTiOn against brown peasants, but can't march in step because they apparent forget how to do so after basic training? Shit, it's been over 20 years since my military service and I'm 100% sure I could still manage to march in step
That may be; but how many of those people just didn't fucking care because of the dress and deportment of leadship?
I mean personally I think that's more likely to be the real reason – they mostly looked they just didn't give a flying fuck and didn't want to be there.
I just find these justifications of "well they're busy defending our nation so they don't learn marching" idiotic
One of the ships I was posted had to have the entire crew practice marching before a parade for freedom of the city. But we had come off of deployment not long ago.
Go to a concert and you might hear people clapping along to a song. All they have to do is meet their hands at the proper time, at speed. Some people are a half second off, and they don’t have to maintain distance, stave off boredom, or consider their stride. Humans kinda suck without practice
I find the parade itself more than idiotic. It's anti-American and counter to our very principles.
Fuck how they marched. You can have your comments but holy shit it pisses me off that you're focusing on how they marched instead of on the abject evil forcing them to do it in the first place.
I just think it's odd that they're not wearing class A's or even B's
When I was in 20+ years ago they didn't even want us stopping for gas off-post in our BDU's on the way home from work
Wearing white parade gloves in that uniform also just looks weird
I would bet money that this was a protest of their own. They didn't want to be shown as North Koreans and be used as a tool like that. I appreciate what they did.
I thought that was weird, too. I wonder why?
My assumption was to try and make the troops look more menacing as a message to places like LA, really hoping for an NK dear leader style ass kissing but just got to hear the squeaking of a Sherman instead.
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Last time they did a parade was back in '91 after the first Gulf War, they wore a combat uniform then as well but also wearing their LBE
But that was just after the ending of actual major combat operation, so it wasn't entirely out of place to wear the desert uniforms that were worn for that particular theater of operation
I'm not sure why they chose combat uniforms for Trump's parade, maybe Trump requested them or it was a bargaining olive branch to the troops from the brass to try to keep participation high since dress uniforms are much less comfortable to wear in parades and require more effort on the part of the soldiers to prep
I know we always did our best to avoid those kinds of events that required them
It's been over 20 years since I was in marching band and I could absolutely do it. But not play a woodwind. That takes practice...
Even the most drunk idiots at any of our small villages folk festivals can do that for hours, without any training. It's not hard ffs.
Same, but whacking stuff with a stick is generally easier
I can play a woodwind just as well as these guys were marching.
Who fucking cares?
I was only in JROTC 20+ years ago and I'm pretty sure I can march in step.
Sounds like it was too loud to hear the cadence by the reviewing stand. I don't think it was an ability jssue or an apathy issue.
Even then you'd expect them to be able to march in step with each other even if they can't hear some cadence.
Like I said in another comment, I think it's just more likely they did the bare minimum because they absolutely didn't give a fuck about being performing monkeys for King Trump
edit: I was in the military for years. I don't understand how some of y'all make marching in step and in formation sound like fucking quantum physics
You need some kind of cue to keep in step. If you can see the other guys feet, that helps, but often tinted you can't. The sound of yourself matching helps, but without some occasional cadence, or other governing factor, the speed of the match tends to change in a collective sort of way. My BMT platoon would get faster as we marched, unless the DI shouted at us occasionally.
It's certainly possible and even likely that there were people marching who just didn't give a fuck or were purposefully marching like shit, but as somebody who's served and marched plenty, you'd be surprised how quickly things get messy. It's easy, sure, but it can get out of hand quickly.
If one person goes out of step, especially with no cadence cues, those behind follow the one who's fucking up either consciously or subconsciously. Then the one who's leading the out of step march shuffles to get back in sync, forcing everybody behind them to have scramble to shuffle back into step. It's a domino effect.
Like I said, I won't say it's not possible that you're right, but if you were to watch any marching group you'd see people out of step in almost every case. Regardless of if they wanted to sabotage Trump's parade in this case, most of the people I served with wouldn't want to intentionally make their unit look like a bag of hammers - which sloppy marching does.
I think a lot of people are over analyzing this but like I said, it's still possible that what you believe is true.