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[–] Cracks_InTheWalls@sh.itjust.works 23 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

Quoting, with some degree of irony, John Waters:

[–] NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.world 8 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

I took it one step further and put a copy of The Fountainhead by Ayn Rand on my bookshelf and if you don’t ask me why the fuck I own that book when you see it then you aren’t getting laid.

[–] RubberElectrons@lemmy.world 9 points 13 hours ago (2 children)

Just be careful, that's like installing a claymore in your own home, date-wise 😆

[–] NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.world 1 points 7 hours ago

Meh, I’m into nerdy people, it’s been a 100% home run streak as far as that bit if kindling is concerned. Highly recommend.

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 4 points 13 hours ago* (last edited 13 hours ago)

I encourage all other men to adopt this strategy so there are more cuties to go around for me.