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[–] LordWiggle@lemmy.world 55 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (4 children)

They test for "ecstacy", the street name, not "MDMA" the official name? Where did he get these test results from, his dealer?

Opiates are tested, and oxycodone? But oxycodone is an opiate. Is this list created by chatgpt?

It says it was a urine sample. As if the richest man in the world cannot get a clean urine sample from someone. It's probably from the only kid he gives attention (to block snipers when he's out in the open). That's probably why the kid punched him in the face. Because daddy wanted to touch his pipi.

[–] Cracks_InTheWalls@sh.itjust.works 20 points 2 days ago (3 children)

So I'm familiar with this organization for reasons.

USDTL itself is the real deal. Not a drug testing expert, but it's probable the assay used flags positive for Ecstasy in the presence of either MDMA and/or MDMA metabolites like MDA. Like the guy below you said, it's also common to separate out oxy from opiates - an opiate screen from this lab detects codeine, hydrocodone, hydromorphone, and morphine. The oxy screen flags positive in the presence of oxycodone and oxymorphone.

None of this is to say it's actually Elon's urine, though - I'd usually give USDTL the benefit of the doubt re: chain of custody, but the guy has too much money and brainwashees to totally rule out this being an unsupervised collection where someone else's pee was swapped in. Send me an uncut video of a hair collection, with the specimen id clearly marked and everything packaged up to forensic standards on camera, and I might have less doubt.

At least in that case, any fuckery after the fact is a great way to lose CAP accreditation.

[–] socsa@piefed.social 4 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Even pissing from your own dick it's super fucking easy to dilute through your own kidneys with the right mixture of electrolyte solution and creatine supplements. The only way a piss test is valid is if it's a surprise and you watch the person piss.

[–] bier@feddit.nl 4 points 2 days ago (3 children)

As someone that doesn't know anything about drugtests, how long are these things still testable?

[–] Dasus@lemmy.world 10 points 2 days ago

Ketamine shows up in urine for a couple of weeks maybe. A blood test would show it 24h - three days.

Hair tests are most reliable to check for long term substance use. From hair it would be detectable for months.

This is said to be a urine test, but cheating those is pretty trivial as well. The way urine tests work is that they just check the values and if your value of a certain drug is under a certain threshold, even if some is detected, it's counted as a negative. So if you drink tons of water, you can dilute your piss, making it less likely that the test will flag any metabolites in your pee. However, to counter this, labs also test your creatine value, which is an indicator if you've diluted your pee or not. However, to fool that particular check, all you need to do is take a creatine supplement, so you'll have too high levels of creatine, but when you dilute your piss, they'll be on the normal level. So the piss will be extremely diluted, while still having a "normal pee" creatine value, making the tester think it's good, while it's actually not.

So this genuinely proves jack shit. I mean, if it's not faked in any way, then what it "proves" is that Elon isn't a 247 weeder and has been without hard drugs for like, half a week. And that really isn't a sign of not being addicted, desperately trying to prove you're not the junkie people say you are by being sober for the better part of one week after the whole world has turned on you and everything you own is going to shit.

[–] Lupus@feddit.org 6 points 2 days ago

If you only consume occasionally pretty much all of those substances are only testable 1-3 days after consuming them, if you're a regular user it's usually between 5-7 days maximum.

As a regular user Ketamine could be tested up to 14 days in your urine. THC has the longest timeframe with up to 60 days when you use regularly.

[–] Cracks_InTheWalls@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Will share what I know, but for the record I'm a layman - any toxicologists in the house?

Depends on the compound, dosage, frequency of use, sample type, and test method. A screening immunoassay, for instance, will usually have a higher cut off than an LC-MS/MS (liquid chromatography tandem mass spectrometry) test. Good rule of thumb for your typical urine drug of abuse screen is 2 to 3 days, but again this varies (THC, for instance, can be detected for a loong time depending how big a stoner you are/how long you've used).

The stuff folks are mostly worried about re: Elon? About 2-3 days, assuming the typical urine DoA screen.

Now, you can also test other sample types (hair, nails, etc.), and in which case some compounds are detectable for much longer (90 days, etc.). But that window is also impacted by stuff like (in the case of hair, for example) how much hair is collected, where it's collected (scalp v. body hair), how long after last use it's collected, etc.

[–] LordWiggle@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Send me an uncut video of a hair collection, with the specimen id clearly marked and everything packaged up to forensic standards on camera, and I might have less doubt.

You know all his hair are implants right?

[–] Cracks_InTheWalls@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Even the ones on his balls?

(Sort of kidding, though fr I'd prefer a body hair collection anyway)

[–] LordWiggle@lemmy.world 7 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I just don't care. If it comes out without a doubt he's on drugs, people will use it as an excuse for his behavior. While in fact he's a fucking nazi asshole with or without drugs.

True - I just want him caught in another lie for the hell of it tbh, no matter what his choices re: chemical recreation he's a piece of shit.

[–] nonfuinoncuro@lemmy.zip 7 points 2 days ago (1 children)

weirdly enough I typically see oxycodone listed separately from opiates in urine drug screens my guess is there's an easy enough test to tell the difference and oxycodone is a commonly enough prescribed pill so there are times when it is useful to see if you're taking legit prescriptions vs you're self medicating off the street vs you're diverting your own scripts to the street

the rest i dunno

[–] orbitz@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 day ago

The MDMA bit was my first thought, a lot of things are sold as ecstacy and not that similar of a compound and probably less similar of an effect...mean from my rave days and all I had that experience.