"Ketamine: Negative" lol.
this post was submitted on 17 Jun 2025
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Does this mean that Musk's address is stored on Fastest Lab's servers?
These drug tests are as legit as those solar roof panels he was showing
Drugs deserve better than to be associated with elon. I won't let him ruin ketamine for the children.
There is an addendum:
Creatine: normal
weak baby, gotta get GAINS
always great to see urine test results from a troglodyte who probably cannot physically even urinate properly
Because of his mangled dick?
yes
the shithead smoked pot on a podcast, and he expects people to believe this?
I once saw someone try to say he didn’t inhale as a defense for him. What the fuck is wrong with people trying to defend this fucking nazi.
Do you think a person who smoked pot on a podcast is unable to pass a drug screening in the future?
No, and I didn’t say that.
No, but they aren't drug free either. There is literally evidence for that.
If he has not enough computer skills to fake such a document, he probably has someone who can. Just like has people playing games for him.
Oh great, a screenshot posted by the guy known to pay people to pretend to be him being good at games, who has spent the last few years— damn I mean the last few months, trying to see whether he can set the bar higher for destroying net worth or the lives of uncountable people all over the world.
How can he expect us to believe this when his blood isn't even on the blockchain?
Can we overlook the potential fact that he's not on drugs and focus on him admitting that he acts the way he acts WITHOUT drugs as an excuse?
Fr is the crazy all natty
So he's like Beavis and Butt-Head. Even when they drink non-alcoholic beer they still act drunker than most drunks.
Grok, how long does it take for all the drugs in this report to clear your system?
I think cannabis is the only one that would take longer than maybe 10-14 days (heavy use of ketamine would take a little longer than the usual few days).
Where do you think he got the pee?
one of his wage slaves forced to work on threat of their visa getting nullified
Since this is Elon we're talking about, I figure his kid/bodyarmor.
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Like when Fox News got their hands on 40,000 hours of January 6 footage, and edited a 2 minute montage of people being not committing mayhem, and then used that carefully edited clip to claim the allegations of violence were liberal lies.
hes on drugs that arnt detected by a tests, he means.
Besides thc most drugs are out of your system in a few days. All this proves is he's had a boring week.
Until i personally test his hair for ketamine I'm not going to be convinced. I used to know a lot of crusties. I know what it looks like when someone's in a k hole.
You mean the hair that was implanted?
You don't need to use head hair. But it'd still pick it up , because it needs a blood supply to grow even if it's implanted.
We once tested hair for mineral content in one of my lab classes. Because I had a full beard at the time, the lab tech said it would be interesting if I tested my beard hair. Mine came back with way more sodium and potassium than the other samples. It was only later that I realised this was from eating pussy right before class. Good times.
So we’re just supposed to believe that the richest man on earth can’t just make up a form, pay wm employee for clean urine, or just pay off the doctor
Piss test catches ket for a week. A hair test catches it for a year. Something to think on.
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Half of those literally only show up if you're on them when you get the test lol
Lmao, reminds me of this Chinese phrase "此地無銀三百兩" (There are no 300 taels of silver buried here)
It is said to come from a story about a man named Zhang San (張三). According to the story, he buried 300 taels of silver in the ground with the banner “There are no 300 taels of silver (buried) here” so that no one would steal them. But his neighbor Wang Er (王二) saw through the lie and dug up the money, leaving the banner “Your neighbour Wang Er did not steal (the silver)”.
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He must really think we are all as dumb as he is.
it's there a term for when idiots think they can get away with stuff because they assume everyone is as stupid as them?
vice versa, smart people don't try stuff because they frear getting caught out called out cause they assume everyone is as smart as them.
The only thing I can think of is the dunning Kruger effect vs imposter syndrome but I don't think they are accurate in this case.
Because Dunning Kruger is more like when you learn about something new and become overly confident about it while people who are expert in the area are more aware of the complexity of the topic and how much thet don't know. Dunning Kruger is not necessarily about being dumb and arrogant, but more so a step in learning that tends to be a bit embarrassing in hindsight. I have definitely been there and I have had several students when they are close to graduating their degree act like they understand our industry better than I or my colleagues do. Which is okay because you probably need that confidence when you start out haha.
And imposter syndrome also doesn't really fit with it either, as it's more about feeling like a fraud in your field even if you probably aren't.
There probably are much better terms to explain what you're describing, but that's the best I can come up with haha.
Call it the dunning Imposter syndrome
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... People constantly say he's on drugs. This is such a dumb post lol
Also yes he's on drugs that report is clearly bs
I really don't care, but if we're playing this game, could we get a hair test?
They test for "ecstacy", the street name, not "MDMA" the official name? Where did he get these test results from, his dealer?
Opiates are tested, and oxycodone? But oxycodone is an opiate. Is this list created by chatgpt?
It says it was a urine sample. As if the richest man in the world cannot get a clean urine sample from someone. It's probably from the only kid he gives attention (to block snipers when he's out in the open). That's probably why the kid punched him in the face. Because daddy wanted to touch his pipi.
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