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[–] Bytemeister@lemmy.world 44 points 3 weeks ago (6 children)

Support would be like

User reports lightbulb is broken. Tries to talk user through troubleshooting. Problem resolved by turning on light.

[–] Sabata11792@ani.social 18 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

User can not find switch. Guided to switch, user said switch operation is too complicated and refused further troubleshooting. Escalated.

[–] Bytemeister@lemmy.world 19 points 3 weeks ago

User is very upset. It was a broken bulb last time, so it must be a broken bulb this time. Why can't the help desk make bulbs that don't break? Bulb was fine, user was locking and unlocking the door instead of flipping the light switch.

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