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[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 12 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I can be a CEO. I'm a dumbass. I want a big salary. It's like a match made in heaven. 😃

[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago

But I'm a bigger dumbass and I want an even bigger salary!