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Since according to Bill Ackman the presence of a place you can buy eggs without a 100% markup is going to plunge NYC instantly into a Mad Max / Escape from New York style hellscape, what gangs are we all joining?

Personally I'm thinking the one of slightly sexy cultists who worship bodega cats.

How about you comrades?

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[–] M68040@hexbear.net 22 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (4 children)

I want to be one of those generic goons from Double Dragon, or perhaps Final Fight or Streets of Rage

[–] MolotovHalfEmpty@hexbear.net 10 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Whip type, flying kick type, punchy type, or big barrel through a crowd type?

[–] M68040@hexbear.net 11 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Livin' that Abobo life for sure

[–] MolotovHalfEmpty@hexbear.net 9 points 2 weeks ago

Smoooooth.

And he is a canon New Yorker.

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