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Straight white men now most oppressed group, confirms straight white man with national platform, parliamentary salary, and zero self-awareness (newsthump.com)

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[–] adhocfungus@midwest.social 8 points 3 days ago (4 children)

Weird, I could have sworn I read this headline 30 years ago! And 20... and 10...

[–] YiddishMcSquidish 4 points 3 days ago (3 children)

It's funny, I'm all those things but don't feel oppressed. Could it be that other people being treated better as a whole doesn't upset me?

No it's the kids that are wrong!

[–] D_C@sh.itjust.works 3 points 3 days ago (1 children)

The problem is you're just not angry enough and therefore don't need to blame anything and everything on others. THIS IS ENTIRELY YOUR FAULT, now go and stump your toe on something and start blaming others for it, dammit!!!!

[–] YiddishMcSquidish 3 points 3 days ago

Fuck me for being chill & and enjoying peace and harmony! Can you teach me your ways of giving a shit about stuff that is inconsequential to me?

/s to avoid any confusion.

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