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Newsmax's Greg Kelly: "Maybe Epstein is a patriot, for crying out loud. Maybe he was just doing what he was told, and it had nothing to do with the girls." (www.mediamatters.org)

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[–] lihmalahmalehma@suppo.fi 281 points 1 week ago (3 children)

We have epstein files.

There are no epstein files.

Epstein was a hero.

[–] Darkard@lemmy.world 167 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Next will be "Those girls were lucky to have been raped by a man like Trump"

[–] whoisearth@lemmy.ca 81 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I just threw up a little

[–] P1k1e@lemmy.world 42 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Terrorist

[–] RedPostItNote@lemmy.world 12 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I’m laughing but wtf is happening right now for real

[–] cheese_greater@lemmy.world 12 points 1 week ago

Strong, Powerful, Man

[–] hopesdead@startrek.website 8 points 1 week ago

😖

[–] Gowron_Howard@lemmy.world 15 points 1 week ago

Less than a week…..

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I hear Epstein was more of a grinder

[–] guyoverthere123@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I don't thing Jeffery Epstein was using Grindr

[–] stringere@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 week ago

They meant he was a sandwich.