stringere

joined 1 year ago
[–] stringere@sh.itjust.works 1 points 6 hours ago

Yer darn tootin' buddy!

[–] stringere@sh.itjust.works 1 points 14 hours ago

Two cups and string.

[–] stringere@sh.itjust.works 0 points 23 hours ago

75 different steaming services

Typo or not, accurate.

[–] stringere@sh.itjust.works 15 points 1 day ago

Walz should quote Vance's statement about making things up and make the point that he will not be fact checking someone who is on record stating they will lie. Even make the minguistic point that while Vance said he'd "make stuff up" there is another word for that: "lie".

"So since my opponent has alresdy admitted they lie to reporters and about the price of eggs, I ask that the viewers tonight know that we can't trust anything he says is true. He has no credibility."

[–] stringere@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 day ago

But cold pee at least served a useful purpose at one time.

[–] stringere@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 day ago

I could maybe see people using it professionally for $44 a month. I don't see them being successful marketing to the casual, curious, and hobbyists for 3x a streaming subscription.

[–] stringere@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 day ago

Y'know just the other day I was at the shop and some moistened bint lobbed a scimitar at me.

Does that make me emperor?

More questions: what if it was a dagger, falchion, or machete? Does the type of sword dictate the office to which one is elevated? Is it affected by who does the giving? Bint vs tart? And how much of a factor does the type of body of water play?

[–] stringere@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 days ago

In October 2015, it was reported that the Department of Homeland Security had found indications that the attack may have been committed by "an insider".[15]

Wait...that's it? $15 million in damages gets a shrug and "musta been an inside job".

[–] stringere@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 days ago

Almost as much as 10,000 spoons when all you need is a knife.

[–] stringere@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 days ago (2 children)

And I am your king.

[–] stringere@sh.itjust.works 11 points 2 days ago

The judge that signed the warrant needs to be removed from the bench as completely incompetent. A simple inquiry into the type of business would have resolved the power consumption issues and belie the weed smell as the lie it was.

Some days I feel like the only thing I can do to make a difference is become a cop and do nothing but arrest wealthy people and state that their property was used in the furtherance of a crime. Just start doing asset forfeiture against everyone and anything that currently believes themselves insulated.

Hell, become a cop and use asset forfeiture on the police station because we have public record of the crimes they've perpetrated.

[–] stringere@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 days ago (2 children)

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