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[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemmy.zip 23 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Only weirdos talk to tits, I, as a gentleman, always address each individually (by their preferred pronouns ofc).

/s

[–] Whats_your_reasoning@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

When he was 2, one of my nephews decided to name my tits after the main characters of his favorite TV show. I thought it was so funny that I still introduce them to partners as Bingo and Rolly.

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemmy.zip 7 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Lol.

Better than:
- Tom & Jerry
- Mario & green Mario
- Finn & Jake
- Patrick & SpongeBob
- Fox & Dana
- Beavis & Butthead

Ohh, Bingo & Rolly are sweater puppies, now I get it!

[–] Korhaka@sopuli.xyz 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemmy.zip 5 points 1 week ago

I still sometimes get those two wrong ...