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I've been looking forward to this one. I'm also looking forward to season 5 in general.
The rest of this post may contain spoilers.
What's the chef cookin' tonight?
My Little Pony: Equestria Girls – Rainbow Rocks
...Is a 70-minute film released on September 27, 2014, taking place between season 4 and season 5 of Friendship is Magic. It's the second Equestria Girls film, and the first Equestria Girls film that made fans say, "Wait, this human stuff can actually be good‽"
In Rainbow Rocks, the "HuMane Six" (or I guess "HuMane Seven" since Sunset Shimmer's part of the gang now) have to defeat a trio of sirens in a "battle of the bands". Indeed, there's a reason why I like to call this movie Neigh-On!, because not only is that a funny pun, but also, the actual title Rainbow Rocks sounds like a slang term for a drug.
(...Actually, doesn't Uma-Musume also involve humanized cartoon horse-girls performing live music? That's pretty popular nowadays, isn't it? Two nickels...)
"The Cutie Map"
...is season 5's opening two-parter, in which we're introduced to a new plot device: the titular Cutie Map with its iconic glowing ass tats, which will summon the Mane Six to various new locations over the course of the next few seasons.
In this two-parter specifically, the Mane Six are sent to the mysterious {Our Town|(actual name)}, whose Gommunist™ Ruler of Everything, named Starlight Glimmer, is the first non-alicorn pony to serve as the main villain in a two-parter. The Gommunism™ makes Starlight a bit of a difficult character in hindsight — she's definitely a case of "MLP:FiM is best interpreted as having an unreliable narrator".
We actually already have a Blorpmoji of Starlight Glimmer despite not being introduced to her yet. She wears a different hairstyle in this two-parter compared to in that emote, though. I Wonder Why.™
(Am I overusing Sarcastic Trademarks™?)
Content warnings
- A character spits, according to DTDD (Rainbow Rocks)
- Bodily transformation / art style that some viewers might strongly dislike (Rainbow Rocks)
- Romance with age and species weirdness (Rainbow Rocks)
- Potential cultural appropriation? (Rainbow Rocks)
- Fart gas that isn't actually fart gas (Rainbow Rocks)
- Potential sort-of sexualization of teenage girls? (Rainbow Rocks)
- Characters fall from a considerable height (Rainbow Rocks)
- Hypnosis / mind control / personalities changed through magic (Rainbow Rocks, The Cutie Map)
- Characters are magically weakened...? (Rainbow Rocks, The Cutie Map)
- Claustrophobia (Rainbow Rocks, The Cutie Map)
- Gommunism Bad / liberalism (The Cutie Map)
- Plot centers around an effective cult, which includes children (The Cutie Map)
- Painful nonconsensual removal of magical tattoos...? (The Cutie Map)
- A character inhales soot (The Cutie Map)
- George Orwell reference(s)? (The Cutie Map)
♫ Uniting nations at the speeeed of liiiiight ♫
[epic sax solo]
♫ Station of the '20s — TV☆3SIS! ♫

10 hours to Neigh-On! and Ponestown
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I have to miss today. Can you link to the Communism Bad episodes so I can catch up on them before next week?
Here's the playlist for Season 5 (the episodes in question are the first two):
https://tankie.tube/w/p/hunY6SivposwJiwBDZ4x3R