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[–] negativenull@piefed.world 227 points 2 days ago (5 children)

Get popcorn ready

Upload the entire Linux kernel, then submit the "fixed" code as a PR to Linus.

Enjoy popcorn

[–] CaptDust@sh.itjust.works 151 points 2 days ago (3 children)

My sibling in christ, we are trying to code not cause a NATO conflict.

[–] unwillingsomnambulist@midwest.social 52 points 2 days ago (2 children)

I’d love to see Linus verbally bitchslap the fuckwit. Or physically, that’d be cool too.

[–] pupbiru@aussie.zone 3 points 1 day ago

i’d love to see linus revoke twitters license to use linux somehow

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