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[–] skozzii@lemmy.ca 24 points 2 days ago

The more he speaks, the more apparent it is that he had no idea what he is talking about.

[–] carpelbridgesyndrome@sh.itjust.works 12 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I'm convinced this man has never used a computer

[–] mimic_dev@lemmy.world 2 points 11 hours ago

Well according to his lawyer..

[–] umbraroze@slrpnk.net 37 points 3 days ago

Legends say that if you put your source code file in Grok, it'll print out the code and it'll land on Elon's desk.

Elon will browse through it and pretend to understand it, then tweet out insults and emojis and says you're fired. Even though you were never employed by him anyway.

[–] Kaelygon@lemmy.world 18 points 2 days ago (2 children)

I substituted every single include into a single 166 000 line file and sent it. Grok froze :(

[–] ulterno@programming.dev 0 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Are you sure it wasn't just the frontend on your system that froze?

[–] Kaelygon@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

Nah, Grok took 3 minutes and said along the lines "Something went wrong, try again later"
Probably failed at tokenization or hit a fail safe

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[–] Enzyoo@lemmy.dbzer0.com 26 points 3 days ago (2 children)

This man opens bin files in notepad

[–] FarraigePlaisteach@lemmy.world 8 points 2 days ago (1 children)

And .txt files in Microsoft Word

[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 5 points 2 days ago

And gifs on internet explorer

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[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 56 points 3 days ago (2 children)
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[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 126 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (16 children)

Why the fuck can't these assholes just go away?

You've won life. We get it. Good for you. Why do you need more money? Why do you need to constantly be the center of attention?*

It truly is just a handful of unscrupulous, malignant narcissists that have ruined everything (including the planet) for everyone else.

*these are rhetorical questions

I’d posit that they haven’t won and are fundamentally broken people seeking to fill a void that no amount of money could fill. I know for certain I could never attain this much wealth as I would stop way before tens of millions.

[–] PostaL@lemmy.world 18 points 3 days ago

What does a man with power want?

More power

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[–] conicalscientist@lemmy.world 44 points 3 days ago

I've been saying for a long time (since the 2010s tech boom). There's needs to be a new term the public lexicon termed "poptech" or popular technology. In the same vein has popsci.

The technology anyone knows anymore is oversimplified for general audiences. These days is almost always imparting wrong understanding.

The industry has been rife with grifters. If people catch on then the bottomless pit of funding will become very shallow.

[–] frezik@lemmy.blahaj.zone 424 points 4 days ago (5 children)

Why are all my variables suddenly named after SS officers?

[–] kambusha@sh.itjust.works 154 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[–] ch00f@lemmy.world 137 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (1 children)
  • Auswitch statement
  • V2latile variable
  • Goebboolean
  • Zyklon C++
  • Left shift, Reich shift
  • Open and close Parenzer
  • Iron Cross-compiler
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[–] vivalapivo 90 points 4 days ago (1 children)

if (hasBillion) { throw new NaziSalute(); }

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[–] nthavoc 12 points 2 days ago

"Now with 80% more MechaHilter comments in your source code file's source for that extra bonus source! What are ya waiting for??"

[–] spicehoarder@lemmy.zip 74 points 3 days ago (1 children)

This just confirms Twitter is a 1M line BASIC program.

[–] YtA4QCam2A9j7EfTgHrH@infosec.pub 28 points 3 days ago (15 children)
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[–] nonentity@sh.itjust.works 178 points 4 days ago (7 children)

No one who legitimately knows anything about computing speaks like this.

He’s truly a moron’s hallucination of a genius.

[–] Jankatarch@lemmy.world 74 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (1 children)

Wdym. Just copy-paste your source code. Go ahead. That one single file with the source code, copy-paste it.

[–] saimen@feddit.org 39 points 3 days ago

Not copy-paste. Cut-paste. As an additional feature that way your source code becomes as light weighted as 0 Kb.

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[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 272 points 4 days ago (9 children)

I am a professional encoder and I always put all my codes in a single big file marked EXE for faster execution.

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[–] negativenull@piefed.world 230 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Get popcorn ready

Upload the entire Linux kernel, then submit the "fixed" code as a PR to Linus.

Enjoy popcorn

[–] CaptDust@sh.itjust.works 154 points 4 days ago (3 children)

My sibling in christ, we are trying to code not cause a NATO conflict.

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[–] paulbg@programming.dev 52 points 3 days ago

sounds like a very productive team💀

[–] DrunkAnRoot@sh.itjust.works 9 points 2 days ago

ah yes i will upload main_source-code-file.sh and ask it to help why it wont open

[–] pno2nr@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)

The files are in the computer?

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[–] Davin@lemmy.world 109 points 4 days ago (8 children)

Yes, I who knows a lot about programming, only use one file per application.

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[–] kamen@lemmy.world 50 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Notice how it's suggested to cut instead of to copy the file.

[–] doktormerlin@feddit.org 29 points 3 days ago (8 children)

Yeah duh, you get the fixed file so you don't need the original anymore obviously

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[–] Taleya@aussie.zone 58 points 3 days ago (12 children)

pelcan Mouth perfec t size for put baby in to n\ap! inside very Soft and Comfort baby sleep soundly put baby in Pelican Mouth. Put Baby In Pelican Mouth. no problems ever in peliccan mouth

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[–] Pulptastic@midwest.social 21 points 3 days ago (1 children)

If you drag your computer file to the box thingy it will be rendered

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[–] Matriks404@lemmy.world 44 points 3 days ago (6 children)

Yeah, that's definitely a thing that is perfectly legal to do. Your company will definitely be fine with that.

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[–] MTK@lemmy.world 53 points 4 days ago
# Checking validity of each file
for file in directory:
  content = file.read()
  for keywords in ("heil hitler","hitler did nothing wrong","kill the jews","hitler was the victim","there is no evidence for the Holocaust"):
    if keywords in content:
      return True

# File is Invalid and fake news
return False
[–] turdburglar@sh.itjust.works 86 points 4 days ago (10 children)

please don’t use grok.

elon is poisoning the air over memphis with exhaust from the generators that he’s using to power it while using drinking water from the memphis sands aquifer to cool it.

please don’t use grok.

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[–] cupcakezealot@piefed.blahaj.zone 47 points 3 days ago (5 children)

i think ive pinpointed exactly why twitter devs are terrible

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[–] MonkeMischief 57 points 4 days ago (8 children)

From the genius and his whipped minions that brought you MechaHitler after some "fixes and improvements"...

...Comes the same AI that offers to "fix your code."

Wow. Simply astounding. A magnificent feat indeed, to waste so many finite precious resources over such garbage.

Kindly Ctrl+A and shift-delete "All your code files", sir.

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[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemmy.zip 110 points 4 days ago (2 children)

So "don't talk to strangers" or "don't give your credit card info to strangers" never really reached the audience, did it?

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[–] m0darn@lemmy.ca 54 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Presumably anybody that does this gets their code integrated into the training data right?

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[–] Vince@lemmy.world 70 points 4 days ago (7 children)

Hmm, can you upload files? Wonder if they set an upper limit. Wonder which language would burn the most cycles?

[–] chiliedogg@lemmy.world 91 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Knowing how half-assed they've been deploying Grok a ZIP bomb would probably work on it if they allowed file uploads.

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