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[–] TheLeadenSea@sh.itjust.works 40 points 3 weeks ago (5 children)

Do people leave their clothes behind when raptured? Would it be a bunch of naked people ascending into the sky?

[–] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 25 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Why do you think members of an otherwise prudish religion keep telling you it's going to happen soon? It's projection! They really can't wait until naked people zipping up into the sky.

[–] modus@lemmy.world 12 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Not gonna lie, I kinda want to see that too.

[–] Whats_your_reasoning@lemmy.world 7 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Well, yeah. As soon as we see it, we can begin the Apocalypse Orgy.

[–] anomnom@sh.itjust.works 4 points 3 weeks ago

I’m just hoping for a democratic socialist agenda to finally be viable. Seems like a rapture of the religious nutters would be the easiest answer.

[–] PrimeMinisterKeyes@leminal.space 1 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Do you have any idea what the average naked person looks like?

[–] Olhonestjim@lemmy.world 5 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Ain't about that. Just wanna see those particular assholes float away.

[–] baguettefish@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

it's more than just the asshole that's floating away

[–] Olhonestjim@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago

For those types, the asshole has taken over and is all that remains.

[–] grysbok@lemmy.sdf.org 16 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I'd expect everyone is robed in heavenly garments, to save the embarrassment from having been raptured with your pants down.

[–] BeardedGingerWonder@feddit.uk 9 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Surely god will just bestow upon you a dong as unto a donkey and abs ripped like the parting of the red sea.

[–] grysbok@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I sure hope not. I don't want to have to deal with new plumbing at my age, the factory-issued set gives me enough problems

[–] WR5@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago

I agree, I mean can you imagine being downgraded to a donkey's size? 😔

[–] makyo@lemmy.world 9 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Yes but you leave sinful things like your genetals behind too so there's really nothing to cover anymore anyway

[–] altphoto 4 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

All blodied up? Or still useful? I'll pick some up, see what the dock can stick on me.

[–] makyo@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago

It's a matter still at the heart of scholarly debate but I'm more in the camp of if you're fast enough you probably could attach a bloodied genital or two

[–] chatokun@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

God Awful Movies has done a bunch of rapture movies. Most of them do the clothes in place thing, so that there's something to find for those "left behind." Sometimes they're mysteriously folded.

[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 3 weeks ago

Sometimes their mysteriously folded.

That shit always cracked me up

[–] AeonFelis@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago

How else will they be able to sell overpriced angel togas?