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I did this a few days ago in accident only to basically pass the person in front of me and then sit in heavy traffic for the next 5 minutes.
I could feel their eyes burning into the back of my head, with them thinking "way to go, asshole, you saved yourself exactly 2 seconds by going around me."
Cars need an "I'm sorry" emote somehow.
I've been wanting to make a hotspot connected LED matrix in my back window that I can send messages to from my phone for ages now. Imagine Google Assistant integration so I could just say like "hey google, apologize to the car behind me" lol.
I have CarPlay. It just keeps telling the car behind me that “I found this on the web”.
"hey Google, show a message on my back window saying 'Sorry I didn't know this lane was a merge lane and went around you like a jackass, I swear I didn't know!! I'm actually a nice person'"
Just get a “how’s my driving? Call xxx-xxx-xxxx” bumper sticker with a Google Voice number on it.
"New voicemail"
click
A very angry man proceeds to tell you about the many different ways he had sexual intercourse with your mother in a tone of voice so loud you can almost feel the spit particles coming through the ear piece