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Yep, PHP is turning 30 this year! Wondering if "PHP is still relevant?" Ever since we have been hearing that PHP is dead. It was “dead” 10 years ago, 5 years ago, and “is dead” today. But somehow - it isn’t. Anyway... happy birthday!

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[–] jenesaisquoi@feddit.org 27 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (3 children)

Ah yes, the language that picked strlen as the hash function for its hashtables.

[–] Blackmist@feddit.uk 13 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Javascript is living proof that your language doesn't need to be good to be used.

I tripped over this one in Delphi the other day.

function AnsiStartsText(const ASubText, AText: string): Boolean;
function AnsiEndsText(const ASubText, AText: string): Boolean;
function AnsiContainsText(const AText, ASubText: string): Boolean;
[–] mad_lentil@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 week ago

Too late to change it now