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[–] ddplf@szmer.info 8 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Why won't they use pickup trucks? Are they retarded?

[–] papalonian@lemmy.world 26 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I appreciated your joke, sir.

[–] ddplf@szmer.info 16 points 1 week ago

Hey thanks, for a second I was wondering if I actually made a goofy reply to a serious comment

[–] Dozzi92@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

You've really split Lemmy in half, but you absolutely got a chuckle out of me.

[–] Fizz@lemmy.nz 3 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Probably because there isnt a road

[–] Bbbbbbbbbbb@lemmy.world 21 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Why dont they just use GTA physics and drive up the vertical cliff faces? GTA is based on real life isnt it?

[–] Fizz@lemmy.nz 12 points 1 week ago

Thats a good point i hadn't considered that

[–] diegantobass@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)

If that doesn't work maybe horses from Skyrim!?

[–] cannedtuna@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] diegantobass@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

Who the fuck names an animal Peertopeer...

[–] 0ops@piefed.zip 11 points 1 week ago

That's what ALL-TERRAIN tires are for ARROOO