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[–] TheOakTree@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 hour ago

If I ever meet someone who boasts about climbing Everest, I will be sure to ask them questions like "How many dead bodies and how much trash did you see?" and "Does it smell like doodoo the whole way up, or does it get cold enough that you can't smell the piles upon piles of human shit?"

[–] dastanktal@lemmy.ml 3 points 9 hours ago

They're mad about all of the human shit? What about all of the human bodies?

[–] Snowclone@lemmy.world 172 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (5 children)

this is why you can no longer get a permit to climb unless you agree to bring down more wight than you go up with, there's also clean up teams that go up every year and try and remove as much as they can, including the remains of people who have died on the mountain, although generally they move the bodies to a less or non visible space, because it's very difficult to bring that much weight back down.

[–] Fedizen@lemmy.world 10 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

Imo they should just setup a giant slide to go down.

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 4 points 9 hours ago* (last edited 9 hours ago)

Just throw/roll the trash/bodies a little further down the mountain as you come across it. Eventually, it'll make its way down.

[–] UrPartnerInCrime@sh.itjust.works 132 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Remeber: whenever someone tells you to strive for success and live each day like it's your last, every dead body on Everest was once a highly motivated person; so maybe just chill a bit.

[–] Cethin@lemmy.zip 20 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

Well, most of the bodies are there because they chilled a little too much.

[–] Noodle07@lemmy.world 6 points 19 hours ago

Thanks to global warming they won't be chilling for too long

[–] zedgeist@lemmy.world 35 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Remeber:

Remeber remeber the fifth of Noveber

[–] Flocklesscrow@lemmy.zip 46 points 1 day ago

"I hiked Everest and all I got was this 20lb bag of poop."

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 27 points 1 day ago (1 children)

They should load the dead bodies up with garbage and slide them to the bottom.

[–] UnrefinedChihuahua@lemmy.dbzer0.com 24 points 1 day ago (1 children)

This is Everest, not the Murderhorn.

Either way my powersauce bar has six types of apples.

[–] ddplf@szmer.info 6 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Why won't they use pickup trucks? Are they retarded?

[–] Dozzi92@lemmy.world 3 points 10 hours ago

You've really split Lemmy in half, but you absolutely got a chuckle out of me.

[–] papalonian@lemmy.world 24 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I appreciated your joke, sir.

[–] ddplf@szmer.info 14 points 1 day ago

Hey thanks, for a second I was wondering if I actually made a goofy reply to a serious comment

[–] Fizz@lemmy.nz 3 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Probably because there isnt a road

[–] Bbbbbbbbbbb@lemmy.world 21 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Why dont they just use GTA physics and drive up the vertical cliff faces? GTA is based on real life isnt it?

[–] Fizz@lemmy.nz 12 points 1 day ago

Thats a good point i hadn't considered that

[–] diegantobass@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)

If that doesn't work maybe horses from Skyrim!?

[–] cannedtuna@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] diegantobass@lemmy.world 3 points 19 hours ago

Who the fuck names an animal Peertopeer...

[–] 0ops@piefed.zip 11 points 1 day ago

That's what ALL-TERRAIN tires are for ARROOO

[–] burgerpocalyse@lemmy.world 47 points 1 day ago

my guy looking like a lethal company employee

[–] DagwoodIII@piefed.social 59 points 1 day ago (2 children)

[off topic]

Great graphic novel, "High Crimes." A disgraced Olympic snowboarder now works as a corpse retriever on Mt. Everest. She and her partner charge $50,000.00 for the return of the dear departed.

https://comichub.com/products/high-crimes-graphic-novel-mature-

[–] ray@lemmy.ml 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Just put on hold at the library!

[–] DagwoodIII@piefed.social 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Don't get me started...

Too late...

'The Harlem Shuffle' by Colson Whitehead.

'Red Harvest' by Dashiell Hammett.

'The Secret Place' by Tana French...

Save yourself, it's too late for me...

[–] ChicoSuave@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

Red Harvest is so good.

[–] massive_bereavement@fedia.io 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Many many thanks! This does look right my alley.

[–] minorkeys@lemmy.world 43 points 1 day ago

Rich and ambitious people pollute everywhere they go.

[–] over_clox@lemmy.world 15 points 1 day ago (3 children)

What I wanna know is..

Who weighed all that shit? 💩

[–] shneancy@lemmy.world 15 points 1 day ago

probably an estimation based on the supplies itinerary & time spent climbing, up to a certain point before they told people to bring their poop back with them i think it's safe to assume nobody did

[–] BakerBagel@midwest.social 9 points 1 day ago

You lnow how many people have climbed, you know the average weight of a human dookie, and you know how many times people ahit in average each day. You know that no one is bringing those dookies down, so you have a rough idea of how much shit is on the mountain.

[–] DancingBear@midwest.social 13 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Won’t this be great once the earth warms up 5 degrees?

[–] BenLeMan@lemmy.world 5 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

For a while, yes. But the whole reason why there is so much shit up there is that the low temperature keeps it from getting processed by micro organisms, no? So once that really gets going we should see a wholly new ecosystem up there of plants, fungi, and animals that previously never inhabited the area.

Note: this is my semi-educated take and I would love for an actual biologist to comment on how climate change will transform Everest.

[–] MakkaPakka@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

It's the lack of oxygen up there too, and I don't think climate change will affect that

[–] theneverfox@pawb.social 2 points 10 hours ago

There's anaerobic decomposers, and plenty of organisms have wider tolerances than we do

[–] nightwatch_admin@feddit.nl 16 points 1 day ago

Ooh when the ice melts, an 8 km high torrent of shit and disintegrating corpses will come down… hmmm.