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[–] NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.world 48 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I’m so tired of this idiot ass fucking dystopia.

[–] ArmchairAce1944@discuss.online 7 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I agree. Why can't we have a dystopia where we have neon gangs with wicked aesthetics that are armed with fully automatic firearms purchased from a vending machine outside a liquor store.

[–] NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Batman Beyond really gave me unreasonable expectations.

I was referring to cyberpunk 2077 style stuff. But I get you.

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

Honestly I've been hanging out with some Cajuns and it sounds like Louisiana is a few laws and aesthetic choices away from that