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[-] Transcriptionist@lemmy.world 37 points 9 months ago

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A crazy trollface stick figure hides behind a crudely drawn square, holding a shotgun and saying "I HATE SUBSCRIPTION BASED SERVICES I HATE SUBSCRIPTION BASED SERVICES I HATE SUBSCRIPTION BASED SERVICES" as an army of harp darps wearing blue helmets with various logos on them come through a crudely drawn door.

Around the harp darps are various statements they are making as they move into the room. At the front left, below a harp darp wearing the Adobe logo, is the text "You can afford it, come on". To the right of the Adobe harp darp is one wearing the Dropbox logo. Behind the Adobe harp darps is one wearing the Netflix logo, and behind the Dropbox harp darp is one wearing the Spotify logo. Between the front four harp darps is the text "Just $15 bro". To the upper right of the Spotify harp darp is the text "Limited Ads dude". Behind the Spotify harp darp is one wearing a Twitter (now X) Verified blue tick, with the text above its head reading "It's less than a cup of coffee bro...come on". To the right of the Twitter Verified harp darp is one with the Nintendo Switch Online logo. To the upper right of the Nintendo Switch Online harp darp is the text "It's just a small monthly payment dude", and to the bottom right of the same harp darp is the text "You use it all the time Anyway bro". Behind and to the left of the Twitter Verified harp darp is one wearing an Amazon Prime logo, standing outside the door.

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[-] Godric@lemmy.world 8 points 9 months ago

Good human.

No, fantastic human!

[-] Transcriptionist@lemmy.world 4 points 9 months ago

Thank you, fellow human ๐Ÿค–

[-] Zaki5549@lemmy.world 2 points 9 months ago

Is this AI on steroids?๐Ÿค”

[-] zbyte64@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 9 months ago

It's what capital wishes it could be: an indispensable person

[-] Transcriptionist@lemmy.world 1 points 9 months ago

I wish I were an AI ๐Ÿ™

this post was submitted on 23 Sep 2023
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