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[โ€“] deeznutz@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 11 months ago (1 children)

If you manage to hijack an airplane using a credit card sized multitool, honestly you should be given that plane and a medal.

[โ€“] Devi@beehaw.org 3 points 11 months ago

If I'm really quiet I can just start unscrewing stuff, then everything becomes a weapon!