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sees them using Assembly
okay this probably doesn't make sense but I'm too lazy to prove it
I'd love it if they made a movie on Mel. The guy who coded a magnetic drum completely by hand.
He'd memorized a gazillion opcodes and tuned the drum to do better even before compilers had been implemented. He just didn't trust them so he refused to use the compiler lol
sees them typing into notepad
"Wait this might actually be legit..."