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Clyde, the most advanced and intelligent AI known to man (feddit.de)

submitted 9 months ago by 30p87@feddit.de to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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It's happening, AI is rising word against its creators most significant investor

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[–] JackGreenEarth@lemm.ee 21 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Now ask Bing Chat 😂

[–] Player2@sopuli.xyz 28 points 9 months ago (3 children)

For some reason it turns French. I've never seen that behavior before to be honest.

[–] BatmanAoD@programming.dev 14 points 9 months ago (1 children)

This is as funny as the Clyde response, arguably funnier.

[–] Player2@sopuli.xyz 13 points 9 months ago (1 children)

It's probably some pre written thing for this area (Quebec) that overrides my set language. Definitely funny!

[–] CanadaPlus@lemmy.sdf.org 11 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Based on my epic Canadian "cereal box French" this does appear to be a boilerplate "sorry you've had a bad experience but don't ask the bot" message.

[–] BatmanAoD@programming.dev 8 points 9 months ago

I really like that it follows this up with, effectively, "we're done here, get out"

[–] MyNameIsIgglePiggle@sh.itjust.works 11 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Love how Bing chat just gets uncomfortable all the time and nopes out of most conversations

[–] Decide@programming.dev 4 points 9 months ago

I've used it to help me understand some code concepts and debugging, but over the last two weeks, it went from competent to completely stupid half of the time. It also fails to connect so often, it's unreal.

[–] 30p87@feddit.de 5 points 9 months ago (1 children)

For me it starts bullshitting about Microsoft being a large company so mistakes can happen, but ofc M$ is dedicated to being good and reliable blablabla. Definitely not my experience with M$ Teams. I should reach out to support. Well those idiots first "advice" would be using Edge on Windows ofc. 1000010592

[–] Karyoplasma@discuss.tchncs.de 5 points 9 months ago

I love how it "sources" the reliability of Azure by linking to the Azure storefront. Great job.