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What’s wrong with you UK? (i.imgur.com)

submitted 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) by genfood@feddit.de to c/memes@lemmy.world

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[–] genfood@feddit.de 12 points 1 year ago (2 children)

@911, yes this dude here!

[–] BowtiesAreCool@lemmy.world 32 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I believe it’s 999 over there. Or did they update it to 0118 999 88199 9119 725 3

[–] TIN@feddit.uk 19 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Use email, it's easier

[–] theKalash@feddit.ch 26 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Dear Sir/Madam.

Fire! Fire! Help me!

123 Carenden Road.

Looking forward to hearing from you.

All the Best.

[–] anarchrist@lemmy.dbzer0.com 14 points 1 year ago

I'll just put this over here with the rest of the fire...

[–] postmateDumbass@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

That will just get a barrage of bullets fired your way.

[–] Transcendant@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

They also have an online chat which they try to direct you to for 'non-emergency' stuff.

Couple of years back, I went to vote in local council election and one candidate had stationed goons outside the voting centre trying to pressure people to change their votes. 50 fucking minutes I sat waiting to talk to someone, who then told me they didn't know what offence had been committed (the offence is 'undue influence', no-one has ever been convicted because it's usually sufficient for police to attend and move them on).

[–] Diabolo96@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Snitches get stitches. According to GB customs, prepare to be knifed.

[–] creditCrazy@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Oh why bother with giving them cuts to sew back together just break out the embroidery kit were giving em the most unpleasant tattoos made of string

[–] Diabolo96@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Oi mate, call grandma ! We're gonna frankenstein this fella.

[–] creditCrazy@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

ITS ALIVE IT DIDN'T KILL ITSELF