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Chopsticks. Use chopsticks to turn over bacon.
Not to mention they are the superior salad utensil.
Agreed. Chopsticks make it so much easier to fold up my salad greens and minimize the amount of salad dressing I get in my beard and mustache.
Use less dressing? I mean, if your salad is dripping, you might wanna look at your ratios there. 😅
Never said it was dripping. It just rubs against facial hair while eating. Ice cream, sandwiches, beverages, lots of foods have an interaction with facial hair. It's something I live with because it's not that big of a deal and using chopsticks makes it even less so.
You could try grooming? Tame that wilderness, tiger.
Why does this matter to you? You keep making assumptions and then trying to solve them as though it's an issue. I'm just agreeing with OP that's it's easier to eat salad with chopsticks and especially for someone who has a beard. If you don't have a beard and don't fully understand why it would be easier, then it's not really relevant to you, and that's okay.
And by that same logic: if I do have a beard and know what it's like, then it is relevant and that's okay, too. Especially when it might be solid advice, either way. Who knows. Up to you, really. 🤗
Unsolicited free advice is often worth what you pay. Thanks for the strange effort in trying to find problems where there are none.
Also the best way to eat Cheetos and keep your fingers clean
Daiso sells large kitchen ones. They're great.