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[-] SirBucksworth@lemmy.world 79 points 8 months ago

Tbh I’m one of the guys trying to carry as many chairs as I can. That’s because I want stuff to be done as fast as possible. So more chairs per run = less time spent doing chores 🤷‍♀️

[-] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 91 points 8 months ago
[-] DancingIsForbidden@lemmy.world 59 points 8 months ago

GET IN LINE I WAS FIRST THAT DICK IS MINE

[-] DragonTypeWyvern@literature.cafe 28 points 8 months ago

You whores are going to hell.

Everyone knows oral is sex, that's why Bill Clinton is a liar and deserves crucifixion.

You need to use the poophole loophole.

[-] jaybone@lemmy.world 7 points 8 months ago

Wait, oral is sex but anal is not? This is opposite world.

[-] new_guy@lemmy.world 16 points 8 months ago

That's because the anus is the opposite end of the mouth tube. The math checks out.

[-] vivadanang@lemm.ee 4 points 8 months ago

the perverse inverse of the obverse sphincter of course

[-] Peaty@sh.itjust.works 3 points 8 months ago

Technically all sex outside of marriage is verboten.

[-] DancingIsForbidden@lemmy.world 5 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Just dry hump on a waterbed like the weird Mormon kids. No penetration, no purgatory!

[-] Restaldt@lemm.ee 5 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Ever heard of soaking

Its only sex if you pump more than twice

[-] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 5 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)
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