Tbh I’m one of the guys trying to carry as many chairs as I can. That’s because I want stuff to be done as fast as possible. So more chairs per run = less time spent doing chores 🤷♀️
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I wanna suck your dick, sir.
GET IN LINE I WAS FIRST THAT DICK IS MINE
You whores are going to hell.
Everyone knows oral is sex, that's why Bill Clinton is a liar and deserves crucifixion.
You need to use the poophole loophole.
Wait, oral is sex but anal is not? This is opposite world.
That's because the anus is the opposite end of the mouth tube. The math checks out.
the perverse inverse of the obverse sphincter of course
Technically all sex outside of marriage is verboten.
Just dry hump on a waterbed like the weird Mormon kids. No penetration, no purgatory!
Ever heard of soaking
Its only sex if you pump more than twice
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“Omg look how many chairs he’s carrying. I’m gonna fuck the bejesus into him later”
"Hey Pastor, can you marry us real quick?"
Holy Christ
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Ladies. I am so swole on the lord
I've never been able to get more than 4 in each hand of that style and that's hard to manage.
Go underarm, more biomechanically friendly
If yer willing to sit around and ignore the guy talking at you then free pizza was free pizza
You call this bread?!
no
POV: you're from the US and enter a Catholic church, only to find they use pews instead of chairs.
Catholic churches have basements with folding tables and chairs and just as much repressed sexuality being expressed through mediocre feats of strength.
Here, fellowship lunch is usually done in a separate area from the main church area, we still have pews, though we don't put them in gyms.
The only hot date I want already knows where I'm sitting.
Big chairs... Must have a small one and he's trying to make up for it. That's what I would have thought of I went to church. But I don't. I can now think other things 😜.
But were you trying to get ladies whilst doing so?