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Apple jacks prices to juice profits because $19.3B a quarter isn't enough (www.theregister.com)

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[-] the_tab_key@lemmy.world 226 points 8 months ago

I thought this was about a cereal for a hot second.

[-] M500@lemmy.ml 50 points 8 months ago

I love Apple Jacks. I haven’t had them in years.

[-] Jerkface@lemmy.world 29 points 8 months ago

Why don't they taste like apples!? (⁠ノ⁠ಠ⁠益⁠ಠ⁠)⁠ノ⁠彡⁠┻⁠━⁠┻

[-] Ensign_Crab@lemmy.world 17 points 8 months ago

Wait until you hear about Grape Nuts.

[-] Slovene@feddit.nl 7 points 8 months ago

Are those The Grapist's testicles?

[-] Thassodar@lemm.ee 6 points 8 months ago

I'm gonna tie you to the radiator!

[-] WhatsHerBucket@lemmy.world 2 points 8 months ago

This made me lol

[-] Soundhole@lemm.ee 13 points 8 months ago

They taste like jack instead.

[-] Techmaster@lemm.ee 1 points 8 months ago

Really? I've never even tried them but I always assumed they were basically apple flavored cheerios.

[-] poppy@lemm.ee 1 points 8 months ago

They’re a very strong artificial cinnamon flavor.

[-] ASeriesOfPoorChoices@lemmy.world 11 points 8 months ago

Apple Jacks are my number two, only behind Cinnamon Toast Crunch.

Also, number two, behind. Heh.

[-] ASeriesOfPoorChoices@lemmy.world 6 points 8 months ago

That joke was brought to you by lactose intolerance, btw.

[-] garbagebagel@lemmy.world 9 points 8 months ago

I scrolled away and had to come back because I just kept repeating the sentence in my head. If Apple Jacks gets $19B in profit I better join the cereal industry.

[-] Jarmer@slrpnk.net 4 points 8 months ago

Is this thread a secret marketing ploy?!?!? Now I want some delicious fake apple cereal!

[-] themeatbridge@lemmy.world 3 points 8 months ago

Glad I wasn't the only one.

[-] terminhell@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 8 months ago

The cereal is that good, I wasn't doubting they were pulling that XD

[-] AgentGrimstone@lemmy.world 2 points 8 months ago

I thought I was really out of the loop. A brand I haven't heard in over 20 years has been killin it.

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