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Seriously, "Ensure the CEO sleeps before a certain time"

With all those skills, tasks and resposabilites they're asking for a fucking full-stack babysitter...

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[–] FiskFisk33@startrek.website 74 points 11 months ago (2 children)

"CoinClan"
Yeah, some time in the not so distant future, that paycheck is gonna bounce.

[–] frippa@lemmy.ml 36 points 11 months ago

But heeeyyyy! You can get paid in their shitcoin that will totally be worth more than an infinitesimal fraction of a cent, just two more weeks!

[–] Thrashy@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago

I'd only consider the position if I could figure out a way to manipulate the CEO into executing a rugpull that I engineered to my benefit...