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Be an underpaid babysitter for a rich fuck! (lemmy.ml)
submitted 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) by frippa@lemmy.ml to c/linkedinlunatics@sh.itjust.works
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Seriously, "Ensure the CEO sleeps before a certain time"

With all those skills, tasks and resposabilites they're asking for a fucking full-stack babysitter...

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[-] elvith@feddit.de 82 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Any chance, that this CEO just got divorced and has no motivation to work and wants you to replace his wife and do his and his wifes tasks?

maid-like tasks as needed

Uhm… so, about that…

[-] ZombiFrancis@sh.itjust.works 51 points 7 months ago

The "no family or personal committments" part is even more concerning I think.

[-] Very_Bad_Janet@kbin.social 13 points 7 months ago

Is that even legal to state?

[-] ZombiFrancis@sh.itjust.works 7 points 7 months ago

I think as a requirement it wouldn't be an enforceable in a contract, which is why they're referring to it as a preference or suggestion.

[-] fmstrat@lemmy.nowsci.com 8 points 7 months ago

If this is real, someone's bound to do it. Probably pays well, good travel, and basically write what you want on your resume. Just quit before the inevitable sexual harassment starts.

[-] RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 3 points 7 months ago

More likely, Mommy and Daddy cut him off from their staff because of too many payoffs.

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