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[–] FauxPseudo@lemmy.world 71 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Guys aren't that picky about size. We are picky about picking women that will pick us back. Size is very low on the priority list. I'm 6'2". Only one girlfriend was taller than 5'4". They all chose me.

[–] Zana@lemmy.world 15 points 10 months ago (1 children)

6'3" guy here hoping one day one will pick me back. I'll take any size at all.

[–] TheFriar@lemm.ee 10 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

I’m 1’3”. I think you’re very handsome

[–] MataVatnik@lemmy.world 10 points 10 months ago

Are you trying to LARP a fleshlight?