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[–] TheGiantKorean@lemmy.world 32 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Command the bard to ejaculate. He'll have to ejaculate for an entire round. His nuts will be like raisins at the end of it and he won't be able to have sex for a good while.

[–] Zehzin@lemmy.world 26 points 1 year ago (1 children)

If you're gonna do that there's a way that doesn't spend a spell slot

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Is that a grapple check or athletics?

Maybe a series of contested athletics check with the opposing rolls getting gradually higher penalties for..reasons..

[–] ArbitraryValue@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 year ago

Your Dex vs the bard's Cha.

[–] merc@sh.itjust.works 23 points 1 year ago (1 children)

A round is roughly 6 seconds, that seems like a pretty normal timeframe.

[–] TheGiantKorean@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

True. Maybe some post nut clarity, then?