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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

Be warned:

Anon is often crazy.
Anon is often depressed.
Anon frequently shares thoughts that are immature, offensive, or incomprehensible.

If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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Anon doesn't measure up (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 10 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] xantoxis@lemmy.world 25 points 10 months ago (7 children)

So what does that leave for anon? Pac-Man? Mario games (as long as he's not playing Luigi). Hollow Knight seems safe

[–] snooggums@kbin.social 18 points 10 months ago

If he eats a grow shroom he rage quits Mario Bros.

[–] BeigeAgenda@lemmy.ca 14 points 10 months ago

Dwarf fortress.

[–] Mesophar@lemm.ee 11 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Pikmin

[–] derekabutton@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago

That new Golem game, unfortunately.

[–] morphballganon@lemmy.world 6 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Kirby, BotW/TotK (not Twilight Princess), Sonic

[–] Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works 5 points 10 months ago

Lost Vikings

[–] KSPAtlas@sopuli.xyz 5 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Kerbal Space Program maybe?

[–] Jumuta@sh.itjust.works 1 points 10 months ago

jeb after the 2 asteroid clamps pull him apart into spaghetti

[–] Blamemeta@lemm.ee 1 points 10 months ago

Grounded for sure.