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[–] slaacaa@lemmy.world 37 points 2 years ago

They must be the only person who platinumed the Gollum game.

[–] xantoxis@lemmy.world 25 points 2 years ago (7 children)

So what does that leave for anon? Pac-Man? Mario games (as long as he's not playing Luigi). Hollow Knight seems safe

[–] snooggums@kbin.social 18 points 2 years ago

If he eats a grow shroom he rage quits Mario Bros.

[–] BeigeAgenda@lemmy.ca 14 points 2 years ago

Dwarf fortress.

[–] Mesophar@lemm.ee 11 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] derekabutton@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

That new Golem game, unfortunately.

[–] morphballganon@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Kirby, BotW/TotK (not Twilight Princess), Sonic

[–] Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 years ago

Lost Vikings

[–] KSPAtlas@sopuli.xyz 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Kerbal Space Program maybe?

[–] Jumuta@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 years ago

jeb after the 2 asteroid clamps pull him apart into spaghetti

[–] Blamemeta@lemm.ee 1 points 2 years ago

Grounded for sure.

[–] Metal_Zealot@lemmy.ml 17 points 2 years ago

"Wow, this Halo game looks cool, Master Chief is bada-

7 feet tall...

Godammit"

[–] merc@sh.itjust.works 16 points 2 years ago

I'm guessing OP isn't a fan of NBA 2k franchise.

[–] GreenMario@lemm.ee 14 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I guess it's JRR Tolkiens The Hobbit for PS2 for me then.

[–] can@sh.itjust.works 10 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)
[–] GreenMario@lemm.ee 1 points 2 years ago
[–] ZILtoid1991@kbin.social 8 points 2 years ago (2 children)

What is the game with the tallest possible protagonist?

[–] kautau@lemmy.world 10 points 2 years ago

If we are being loose by definition of “protagonist” here,

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Everything_(video_game)

Lets you become a galaxy. In terms of physical scale that’s pretty tall

[–] RealM@kbin.social 6 points 2 years ago (1 children)

My best guess is Katamari Damacy.
You start out as a small ball that rolls around and smaller than you things you touch stick to you, making you grow.
Eventually you start ripping out entire islands from the sea.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YkUxYlTA3Uc

[–] Dragonseel@lemmy.sdf.org 4 points 2 years ago

Depends on your definition of protagonist probably? If I recall correctly in Katamari you are not actually the ball, but the very small prince who rolls the ball around. In the early stages when the ball is small enough you can still see him, but later when you roll up buildings etc. your actual protagonist is too small to be visible.

[–] Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago

Try Hollow Knight!

[–] stebo02@sopuli.xyz 7 points 2 years ago (1 children)

i wouldn't be able to play any games

[–] petersr@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I think Mario is not that tall.

[–] archon@sh.itjust.works 8 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

> Playing Mario

> Eat mushroom

> Mario grows tall

> Throw Nintendo out window

[–] fibojoly@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 years ago

That's okay, he's a few pixels high anyway.

[–] Ginkko117@kbin.social 3 points 2 years ago

Wtf? If you're short - people don't like it, if you're tall - people don't like it too, if you're of normal height - noone cares. So what's the point really in worrying so much about it?