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Anon doesn't measure up (sh.itjust.works)
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[–] slaacaa@lemmy.world 37 points 10 months ago

They must be the only person who platinumed the Gollum game.

[–] xantoxis@lemmy.world 25 points 10 months ago (7 children)

So what does that leave for anon? Pac-Man? Mario games (as long as he's not playing Luigi). Hollow Knight seems safe

[–] snooggums@kbin.social 18 points 10 months ago

If he eats a grow shroom he rage quits Mario Bros.

[–] BeigeAgenda@lemmy.ca 14 points 10 months ago

Dwarf fortress.

[–] Mesophar@lemm.ee 11 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Pikmin

[–] derekabutton@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago

That new Golem game, unfortunately.

[–] morphballganon@lemmy.world 6 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Kirby, BotW/TotK (not Twilight Princess), Sonic

[–] KSPAtlas@sopuli.xyz 5 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Kerbal Space Program maybe?

[–] Jumuta@sh.itjust.works 1 points 10 months ago

jeb after the 2 asteroid clamps pull him apart into spaghetti

[–] Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works 5 points 10 months ago

Lost Vikings

[–] Blamemeta@lemm.ee 1 points 10 months ago

Grounded for sure.

[–] Metal_Zealot@lemmy.ml 17 points 10 months ago

"Wow, this Halo game looks cool, Master Chief is bada-

7 feet tall...

Godammit"

[–] merc@sh.itjust.works 16 points 10 months ago

I'm guessing OP isn't a fan of NBA 2k franchise.

[–] GreenMario@lemm.ee 14 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I guess it's JRR Tolkiens The Hobbit for PS2 for me then.

[–] can@sh.itjust.works 10 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

Or the Gollum game

[–] GreenMario@lemm.ee 1 points 10 months ago

Eww no lol

[–] ZILtoid1991@kbin.social 8 points 10 months ago (2 children)

What is the game with the tallest possible protagonist?

[–] kautau@lemmy.world 10 points 10 months ago

If we are being loose by definition of “protagonist” here,

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Everything_(video_game)

Lets you become a galaxy. In terms of physical scale that’s pretty tall

[–] RealM@kbin.social 6 points 10 months ago (1 children)

My best guess is Katamari Damacy.
You start out as a small ball that rolls around and smaller than you things you touch stick to you, making you grow.
Eventually you start ripping out entire islands from the sea.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YkUxYlTA3Uc

[–] Dragonseel@lemmy.sdf.org 4 points 10 months ago

Depends on your definition of protagonist probably? If I recall correctly in Katamari you are not actually the ball, but the very small prince who rolls the ball around. In the early stages when the ball is small enough you can still see him, but later when you roll up buildings etc. your actual protagonist is too small to be visible.

[–] Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world 7 points 10 months ago

Try Hollow Knight!

[–] stebo02@sopuli.xyz 7 points 10 months ago (1 children)

i wouldn't be able to play any games

[–] petersr@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I think Mario is not that tall.

[–] archon@sh.itjust.works 7 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

> Playing Mario

> Eat mushroom

> Mario grows tall

> Throw Nintendo out window

[–] fibojoly@sh.itjust.works 4 points 10 months ago

That's okay, he's a few pixels high anyway.

[–] Ginkko117@kbin.social 3 points 10 months ago

Wtf? If you're short - people don't like it, if you're tall - people don't like it too, if you're of normal height - noone cares. So what's the point really in worrying so much about it?